Long time...

I haven't been feeling the blogging lately, but after a long hiatus, I'm back.

Wednesday night I went to Borders for a reading/book signing by one of my favorite authors, Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club for those who may not know who he is).

I got there at 5:00ish and the reading portion started at 7pm. I wandered around Borders until I finally found the "Event Space" on the third floor; it was a low-ceilinged, tiny area of seats. There were masking-tape arrows weaving through the shelves that lead up to the area and I guessed that they were demarcating where the line would be and how it would flow -- weaving in and out, in and out of the shelves. I walked to the seats and found that they were all taken, so I sat at the back of the pretty short line that had formed off to the right.

I got a wristband from a Borders employee who was putting post-its with your name on it so Chuck could get the spelling right and quickly. The band was for autographs and so I waited -- they were saying that you had to buy Rant there, but I got my pre-bought copy signed and the lady that gave me the wristband said it was fine. I had the FightClub DVD with me, but I didn't try to get it signed because I felt bad for the 500 people that were in line behind me by the time it started. I was in the back of the small seating area, so I had a really good spot to see during the reading. Pretty much in the front row of the standing people.

They started a pre-signing at 5:50pm, but they only got halfway through the seated people before 7pm. The signing was -- you go up with your book, Chuck signs it (more than just his name, though) and talks to you for a bit, then you hand your camera to one of his helper people, Chuck pulls you to the side and puts a bridal veil/head thingy on you, gives you flowers to hold, and poses with you like you're his bride. It has to do with the new book, so it's not as weird as it sounds. But, it takes way more time than just handing a book to someone and them putting their name in it.

Inside mine there is a stamp that says, "Tested Negative / Postive For Rabies..." and Chuck circled "positive" in mine (rabies is a big plot point in the book). He wrote my name above the stamp and then wrote "Happy Party Crashing" below the stamp and signed his name. Party Crashing is a big thing in the book, too. It was really neat.

I got a fake cigarette during the reading and there were trivia and audience questions, but I didn't answer or ask anything. He gave out inflatable moose heads to people who got trivia questions right (said to tell people, "Chuck Palahniuk gave me head in Chicago") and gave out bouquets of fake flowers and one of his favorite books to people who asked him questions. He read fan letters from last year about things people have accomplished or difficulties they are having -- two were really, really sad but he made them funny, too. He read two short, unpublished stories and told some personal stories about experiences he has had or things people have told him. He talked a bit about writing and most of his answers to audience questions were really long and ended up being stories, too. He also mentioned his books that are currently being made into movies -- one starts shooting June 18 and has Sam Rockwell as the lead! It was really awesome.

I had a lot of fun even though I was there forever. Heh. It was neat to meet him and talk to him for a little bit. I told him about the signed Fight Club book I ordered that had the origami swan in it and asked if he folded it -- he smiled and said maybe someone from the bookstore put it in there or maybe he did it, but it was years ago and he doesn't really remember. He thanked me for supporting that bookstore that he signs books at in Portland; it's privately owned and small. I asked him if he was trying to spread an epidemic of lice (instead of Rabies) with the veil he put on everyone for pictures and he laughed at that and told me not to tell anyone still in line. Overall it was a very good night.

I'll tell you the story of the homeless people from the same night later.

posted by Russell @ 12:18 PM Comments : 2