So that's what's up with her

So, I found the secret to what's going on with Britney Spears. First, she goes to rehab, then she's out. Then she hits some random salon and shaves her own head. Then she's at a tattoo parlor getting lips inked on her wrist. Then she's back in rehab and then she's out again. Then she's attacking an SUV with an umbrella after visiting Fed-Ex's pad and demanding to see her kids. Then she's back in rehab and drawing rings and designs on her hand with an ink pen. Then stories of her drawing 666 on her forehead and yelling "I'm the Anti-Christ" while running around followed by a suicide attempt by hanging surface. Awesome. Brooke Shields thinks she has post-partum depression -- which in this case wouldn't be correct. She would have post-partum psychosis, which is a real thing, too. However, I know the truth.

Here's what's up with her!

I hear ninjas are awesome, too. And Chuck Norris.

Labels: funny, pop culture, random

posted by Russell @ 7:30 PM Comments : 3