Like a virgin...
So, I saw Madonna in concert. Just Kidding.
I have come across an author. An author whose short stories make one feel like they're having sex for the first time -- awkward, self-conscious, and blind as to how to get the most out of the experience. You read it and ask yourself, "What did I just read?" You read it again and your mind doesn't comprehend exactly what happened. But, with practice, you get better and you end up getting greater enjoyment out of it than you ever thought possible. His stories are skilled lovers and it takes a while to get on their level, but with practice all is revealed.
SGJ
From his site you can get to "The Velvet" -- a writer's forum collective for Will Christopher Baer, Craig Clevenger, and Stephen Graham Jones. Check them all out. WCB has his own page, too.
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I know, I know...I'm lame for quoting an old Will Smith movie and doing it in crappy "leet-speak" but screw you if you don't like it...
Heh.
I ordered a new phone last night. Actually, I upgraded for free. I will now be rocking (I figured I would just keep up the crappy word choices) a Motorola V220. I have no idea if that's a good phone or not, but it's definitely better than the piece o' crap phone I have now. It also has a built in camera, which I know is nothing new, but it's new to me so back off, bitches. I will soon be unveiling my new website:
http://www.upskirt-uga.com
I hope you will all join and enjoy the illegal shots of unsuspecting women's naughty bits, some covered by fabric and maybe some revealed in all their glory -- mostly sitting on benches or climbing stairs and such.
Ok, ok, I am of course kidding. I just see phones in cameras and can't help but think of all the fuss made about people taking pictures up women's skirts, and in locker rooms, etc etc.
Also, keep an eye out on the internet for all the pictures the missus and I will take of each other in various stages of undress and penetration once my phone gets hacked.
Word.
