Thursday, December 09, 2004

New Site


Mind Hacks

Seems interesting (to me, at least).

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How to pull a Jesus out of your hat


Why are we as a group so dang silly?

Disappearing Jesus

I admit that I went through a phase of buying silly Christian baubles and such, but I grew out of it. Belief is not a commodity or a fad, but the more of this I see the more I see that religion might be. We've apparently reverted back into indulgences and relics, but now we don't get anything for buying them other than ridicule of Non-Christians and a feeling of being "in" with other Christians who buy this stuff.

WWJD, indeed.

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Monday, December 06, 2004

Ask Google a Question


From Mosley

I asked Google the following questions in Google's image search and posted the first picture result I received. Apparently Bly likes gettin' freaky in canoes and my favorite body part is Crispin Glover.

Weird.

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Who loves me? Posted by Hello

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What will I see when I die? Posted by Hello

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What thing does my wife like the most about me? Posted by Hello

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What should I get my wife for Christmas? Posted by Hello

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Who is the last person I had sex with? (yes, this woman came up both for the motorcycle question and this question!?) Posted by Hello

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What kind of motorcycle should I get? Posted by Hello

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What is my favorite body part? Posted by Hello

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What does God look like? Posted by Hello

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What am I getting for Christmas from my wife? Posted by Hello

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What is my favorite thing to eat? Posted by Hello

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What is my wife's favorite sexual position? Posted by Hello

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What is my favorite sexual position? Posted by Hello

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What is my favorite color? Posted by Hello

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Shuffle


Via Amber and following Crhizza, here is my list of the first fifteen songs after I shuffle the deck and let that sucker play.


  1. She laughs at most everything / Whether it's funny or not

  2. When I walk down the street, most guys look like elves / I don't mean to put them down but they do

  3. this afternoon I walked out into a ditch / the crawfish stirred the water / the papermill blew in on the Southeastern wind

  4. Why do I feel as if I'm in too deep I've been praying / For some way to show them I'm not what they see

  5. I don't wanna be like you anymore / I don't wanna see your face at my door

  6. you're so warm...oh, the ritual...when i lay down your crooked arm...

  7. We walked around 'til the moon got full like a plate / The wind blew an invocation and I fell asleep at the gate

  8. Every second, dripping off my fingertips / Wage your war

  9. All of the subatomic pieces come together and unfold themselves in a second

  10. It’s enough to make a man not want to be nobody’s Daddy / when all he thinks he’s got left to hand down is guilt and shame

  11. And in all the idiots I see / Thoughtless men casting doubts on me

  12. once you find yourself involved / nothing's really solved / mind control can do just what you let it

  13. As i proceed to get loose / You seem to have some doubt

  14. But please don't take it badly / 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

  15. Older man he said I'll tell you boy you've planted rotten seeds / And in a land of happiness / They'll grow us evil trees




  1. No one else: Weezer

  2. Extra-savoir faire: They Might Be Giants

  3. Raining in port Arthur: The Gourds

  4. The stone: Dave Matthews Band

  5. Paperclips: Travis

  6. Spin the black circle: Pearl Jam

  7. So real: Jeff Buckley

  8. Somewhere a clock is ticking: Snow Patrol

  9. When you smile: The Flaming Lips

  10. When the pin hits the shell: Drive-By Truckers

  11. Grin: Guster

  12. Don't follow: Sick of it All

  13. Head up: deftones

  14. Freebird: Lynyrd Skynyrd

  15. Holyman: Blind Melon

    16.


That's that. You can view the solutions by highlighting the white space above.

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Friday, December 03, 2004

Words


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Well That Is That And This Is This
Will You Tell Me What You Saw And I'll Tell You What You Missed
When The Ocean Met The Sky
You Missed When Time And Life Shook Hands And Said Goodbye...
When The Earth Folded In On Itself
And Said: "Good Luck, For Your Sake I Hope Heaven And Hell
Are Really There, But I Wouldn't Hold My Breath"
You Wasted Life, Why Wouldnt You Waste Death?

Modest Mouse, The Ocean Breathes Salty

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I wish the world was flat like the old days
then I could travel just by folding a map

Death Cab for Cutie, New Year

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