So it begins...so it goes...
Fall semester has bitch-slapped me in the face. Going from not all that busy to really really busy is quite a change to make in 24 hours time. I have forms to fill out and turn in, schedules to arrange, classes to attend, and a backlog of data analysis that didn't quite get done over the summer.
Child Behavior Problems at 11am Tuesdays and Thursdays, Ethics at 2pm those same two days, and possibly Relational Disorders at 3:30pm on Tuesday. Fun stuff. Add to this assessments for four hours a week and writing up the reports for the clients assessed, shake, pour over ice, and you've got Russ's Fall Semester Margarita.
Mmmmm, Margaritas.
As Requested
What happens when you get three dirty-minded married couples who act like kids in a room after playing a nice game of "Cranium" and drinking some "adult beverages" in moderation? Porno Charades -- that's what.
Here are some highlights:
Butt Plug
O-face
Golden Shower
Pearl Necklace
Stroker Ace starring Burt Reynolds (not all the clues were dirty)
Necrophilia
The corpse of George Burns
Dirty Sanchez
Female Ejaculation
Fisting
Third Nipple
Multiple Orgasms
This only scratches the surface, but you get the picture. Hilarious doesn't begin to describe it. I think my favorite was Meimi's rendition of "golden shower" -- she just looked so dang happy to be receiving such humiliation. And if any of those things listed above are foreign to you in meaning, you should get out more. HA!
Good times.
Documentary?
If this stuff is true, Moore needs to rethink calling Fahrenheit/911 a documentary. There is a new form of writing and film-making called "Creative Non-fiction" that would apply a little better. Basically, it's taking something that really happened and making up a bunch of crap that didn't happen and adding to the real story.
See also Lauren Slater,
Opening Skinner's Box. She included a bunch of quotes that were never uttered or written by the folks she claims said them. She also includes outright falsehoods about Skinner and how he raised his daughter. Seems like Moore is taking a page out of her book...at least in the twisting of facts...
Twisted and Tricksey
But, then again, you can't believe everything you see or read...but at least this is a place to start looking into citations and actual events...
